christian nutt ([info]ferricide) wrote,
@ 2008-07-22 17:01:00
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new best spam title?
nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday

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[info]hooverdam
2008-07-23 12:15 am UTC (link)
"Nazi Toddlers Ruined my Birthday," the new 7" from my band Cock Yahtzee, will be available at your favorite distro in September

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[info]baines
2008-07-23 12:41 am UTC (link)
Sounds like a Flash game title.

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[info]valerieloveland
2008-07-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
Yes that is the best.

Someone has to use this. We should all use it as a writing prompt or something, like Thema.

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[info]nichm
2008-07-23 03:11 am UTC (link)
I (okay, my friend) googled the phrase, and he found this:

"A THREE year-old boy last night revealed how a gang of extreme right wing toddlers ruined his birthday party with violence and racial taunts.
A tearful Jack Logan, from Maidstone, said the party was going well until the arrival of the tiny, swastika-clad racists.

He said: "They came in and kicked my friend Sam and said he looked like a Yid.

"They said he was in charge of all the banks in the world and he was a parasite and then they knocked over his juice.

"And then they chased my friend Asif round and round the garden for ages and told him to go back to Pakiland and eat poo. Then we watched Pingu and had a nap."

Jack added: "When they woke up they built a great big fire in the garden and threw all my books on it.

"They said the Very Hungry Caterpillar was part of the international Zionist conspiracy."

Jack's mother, Alice, said: "The Nazi toddlers have ruined so many birthdays round here.

"The last family that stood up to them had their house covered in the most obscene, badly written graffiti.

"They wrote 'Jew-lovers' all over the front door, but they spelt it J-O-O. It was actually quite cute."

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[info]jewey
2008-07-23 04:34 am UTC (link)

"They wrote 'Jew-lovers' all over the front door, but they spelt it J-O-O. It was actually quite cute."

god DAMMIT

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[info]bear_with_me
2008-07-23 05:46 am UTC (link)
the LONG awaited sequel to the videogame....."Zombies Ate My Neighbors">\.

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[info]vesicular
2008-07-23 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Just got one that said:

"Dark Knight jailed in alleged sexual assault"

Poor, poor Bruce Wayne.

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